A poor man walking in the forest feels close enough to God to ask, "God, what is a million years to you?"
God replies, "My son, a million years to you is like a second to me."
The man asks, "God, what is a million dollars to you?"God replies, "My son, a million dollars to you is less than a penny to me. It means almost nothing to me."
The man asks, "So God, can I have a million dollars?"
And God replies, "In a second."
Tuesday, April 25, 2006
Wednesday, April 19, 2006
Do me a favor...
Talk to me in movie theatres so i wont be as scared.
hold my hand if we ever take a walk and its dark out.
tell me that i look pretty....even when i dont.
Look me in the eye when u talk to me.
Tell me stupid jokes.
Let me mess with ur hair.
Accpet the fact that i suck at dodgeball.
Tickle me Even if i say stop.
When i start getting madat u,tell me u love me.
Let me fall asleep in ur arms.
only Tease me...if you let me tease u back.
Stay up w. me all night when im sick.
Watch my favorite movie....untill you can quite it with me.
Write me letters....just to let me know you are thinking about me.
If i ask u 2 go 2 a show with me,go.
Let me wear ur clothes.
When im sad,hang out with me.
Let me take all the photos of u i wants.
And if u fall in love with me, tell me.
i know it sounds like alot to ask,
but if you do it for me, ill do it for you.
hold my hand if we ever take a walk and its dark out.
tell me that i look pretty....even when i dont.
Look me in the eye when u talk to me.
Tell me stupid jokes.
Let me mess with ur hair.
Accpet the fact that i suck at dodgeball.
Tickle me Even if i say stop.
When i start getting madat u,tell me u love me.
Let me fall asleep in ur arms.
only Tease me...if you let me tease u back.
Stay up w. me all night when im sick.
Watch my favorite movie....untill you can quite it with me.
Write me letters....just to let me know you are thinking about me.
If i ask u 2 go 2 a show with me,go.
Let me wear ur clothes.
When im sad,hang out with me.
Let me take all the photos of u i wants.
And if u fall in love with me, tell me.
i know it sounds like alot to ask,
but if you do it for me, ill do it for you.
Saturday, April 15, 2006
it certainly wasnt anything he said-
-he would have clearly remembered a brakthru in this case. He would have marked it on a post it note, left it on his claendar. But theres no record from last week in his datebook, nothing at all.
Theres just the time of their last meeting, and recorded beneath it, at 11:00am, the name of little Faith White.
Theres just the time of their last meeting, and recorded beneath it, at 11:00am, the name of little Faith White.
a bunny story
A Bunny Story
Once upon a time there was a man who was peacefully driving down a windy road. Suddenly, a bunny skipped across the road and the man couldn't stop. He hit the bunny head on. The man quickly jumped out of his car to check the scene. There, lying lifeless in the middle of the road, was the Easter Bunny.
The man cried out, "Oh no! I have committed a terrible crime! I have run over the Easter Bunny!"
The man started sobbing quite hard and then he heard another car approaching. It was a woman in a red convertible. The woman stopped and asked what the problem was.The man explained, "I have done something horribly sad. I have run over the Easter Bunny. Now there will be no one to deliver eggs on Easter, and it's all my fault."
The woman ran back to her car. A moment later, she came back carrying a spray bottle. She ran over to the motionless bunny and sprayed it. The bunny immediately sprang up, ran into the woods, stopped, and waved back at the man and woman. Then it ran another 10 feet, stopped, and waved. It then ran another 10 feet, stopped, and waved again. It did this over and over and over again until the man and the woman could no longer see the bunny.
Once out of sight, the man exclaimed, "What is that stuff in that bottle?"
The woman replied, "It's harespray. It revitalizes hare and adds permanent wave."
Once upon a time there was a man who was peacefully driving down a windy road. Suddenly, a bunny skipped across the road and the man couldn't stop. He hit the bunny head on. The man quickly jumped out of his car to check the scene. There, lying lifeless in the middle of the road, was the Easter Bunny.
The man cried out, "Oh no! I have committed a terrible crime! I have run over the Easter Bunny!"
The man started sobbing quite hard and then he heard another car approaching. It was a woman in a red convertible. The woman stopped and asked what the problem was.The man explained, "I have done something horribly sad. I have run over the Easter Bunny. Now there will be no one to deliver eggs on Easter, and it's all my fault."
The woman ran back to her car. A moment later, she came back carrying a spray bottle. She ran over to the motionless bunny and sprayed it. The bunny immediately sprang up, ran into the woods, stopped, and waved back at the man and woman. Then it ran another 10 feet, stopped, and waved. It then ran another 10 feet, stopped, and waved again. It did this over and over and over again until the man and the woman could no longer see the bunny.
Once out of sight, the man exclaimed, "What is that stuff in that bottle?"
The woman replied, "It's harespray. It revitalizes hare and adds permanent wave."
Wednesday, April 12, 2006
The Wonders of God
The Wonders of God
A boy was sitting on a park bench with one hand resting on an open Bible. He was loudly exclaiming his praise to God. "Hallelujah! Hallelujah! God is great!" he yelled without worrying whether anyone heard him or not.
Along came a man who had recently completed some studies at a local university. Feeling himself very enlightened in the ways of truth and very eager to show this enlightenment, he asked the boy about the source of his joy.
The boy replied with a bright laugh, "Don't you have any idea what God is able to do? I just read that God opened up the waves of the Red Sea and led the whole nation of Israel right through the middle."The enlightened man laughed lightly, sat down next to the boy, and began to try to open his eyes to the "realities" behind the miracles of the Bible. "That can all be very easily explained. Modern scholarship has shown that the Red Sea in that area was only 10-inches deep at that time. It was no problem for the Israelites to wade across."
The boy was stumped. His eyes wandered from the man back to the Bible lying open in his lap. The man, content that he had enlightened a poor, naive young person to the finer points of scientific insight, turned to go. Scarcely had he taken two steps when the boy began to rejoice and praise louder than before. The man turned to ask the reason for this resumed jubilation.
"Wow!" Exclaimed the boy happily, "God is greater than I thought! Not only did He lead the whole nation of Israel through the Red Sea, He topped it off by drowning the whole Egyptian army in 10 inches of water!"
A boy was sitting on a park bench with one hand resting on an open Bible. He was loudly exclaiming his praise to God. "Hallelujah! Hallelujah! God is great!" he yelled without worrying whether anyone heard him or not.
Along came a man who had recently completed some studies at a local university. Feeling himself very enlightened in the ways of truth and very eager to show this enlightenment, he asked the boy about the source of his joy.
The boy replied with a bright laugh, "Don't you have any idea what God is able to do? I just read that God opened up the waves of the Red Sea and led the whole nation of Israel right through the middle."The enlightened man laughed lightly, sat down next to the boy, and began to try to open his eyes to the "realities" behind the miracles of the Bible. "That can all be very easily explained. Modern scholarship has shown that the Red Sea in that area was only 10-inches deep at that time. It was no problem for the Israelites to wade across."
The boy was stumped. His eyes wandered from the man back to the Bible lying open in his lap. The man, content that he had enlightened a poor, naive young person to the finer points of scientific insight, turned to go. Scarcely had he taken two steps when the boy began to rejoice and praise louder than before. The man turned to ask the reason for this resumed jubilation.
"Wow!" Exclaimed the boy happily, "God is greater than I thought! Not only did He lead the whole nation of Israel through the Red Sea, He topped it off by drowning the whole Egyptian army in 10 inches of water!"
Sunday, March 12, 2006
light bulbs
How Many Christians Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb?
Pentecostal: 10 - One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.
Presbyterians: None - Lights will go on and off at predestined times.
Roman Catholic: None - Candles only. (Of guaranteed origin of course.)
Baptists: At least 15 - One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad and fried chicken.
Episcopalians: 3 - One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks, and one to talk about how much better the old one was.
Mormons: 5 - One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it.
Unitarians: We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulbs work for you, you are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your light bulb for the next Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, 3-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.
Methodists: Undetermined - Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved. You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Bring a bulb of your choice to the Sunday lighting service and a covered dish to pass.
Lutherans: None - Lutherans don't believe in change.
Amish: What’s a light bulb
Pentecostal: 10 - One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.
Presbyterians: None - Lights will go on and off at predestined times.
Roman Catholic: None - Candles only. (Of guaranteed origin of course.)
Baptists: At least 15 - One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad and fried chicken.
Episcopalians: 3 - One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks, and one to talk about how much better the old one was.
Mormons: 5 - One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it.
Unitarians: We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulbs work for you, you are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your light bulb for the next Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, 3-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.
Methodists: Undetermined - Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved. You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Bring a bulb of your choice to the Sunday lighting service and a covered dish to pass.
Lutherans: None - Lutherans don't believe in change.
Amish: What’s a light bulb
Saturday, January 28, 2006
good clean fun
A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis (?) has provided the answer to "Where do pets come from?"Adam and Eve said, "Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you any more. We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us."And God said, "No problem! I will create a companion for you that will be with you forever and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourselves."And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve.And it was a good animal. And God was pleased.And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged his tail
Monday, January 16, 2006
11 percent
ok ok ok ok.
i think ive learned alot this weekend.
so there we were. some guy, some trucker guy fell asleep at the wheel, ran into both our cars, ran us right off the bridge into the water. it was kinda in slow mo, but you dont realize it. you dont realize that you are going to die untill you feel the pressure of the water, and then it starts to leak in. i knew i was going to die, and i knew she was going to die. she couldnt of been more than nine or ten years old, and here we were starring into each others eyes, dying. i wanted more than anything in the world for her to be saved, and then i saw it, i saw her chance. The robot dived into the water, coming right at me. SAVE HER i screamed. i screamed it again and again, SAVE HER SAVE HER! he hesitated, but he didnt listen. he saved me, and sara died. he made the "right" descision. he calculated our vitals and i had a 25 percent chance of survival. sara only had 11 percent. but sara, sara was somebodys baby. just a baby. a human woulda known, they woulda known to save her. they woulda know that 11 percent was enough for somebody's baby. 11 percent is more than enough.
11 percent is more than enough.
i think ive learned alot this weekend.
so there we were. some guy, some trucker guy fell asleep at the wheel, ran into both our cars, ran us right off the bridge into the water. it was kinda in slow mo, but you dont realize it. you dont realize that you are going to die untill you feel the pressure of the water, and then it starts to leak in. i knew i was going to die, and i knew she was going to die. she couldnt of been more than nine or ten years old, and here we were starring into each others eyes, dying. i wanted more than anything in the world for her to be saved, and then i saw it, i saw her chance. The robot dived into the water, coming right at me. SAVE HER i screamed. i screamed it again and again, SAVE HER SAVE HER! he hesitated, but he didnt listen. he saved me, and sara died. he made the "right" descision. he calculated our vitals and i had a 25 percent chance of survival. sara only had 11 percent. but sara, sara was somebodys baby. just a baby. a human woulda known, they woulda known to save her. they woulda know that 11 percent was enough for somebody's baby. 11 percent is more than enough.
11 percent is more than enough.
Friday, January 13, 2006
blessed, for evrything you give me
i wish...
i hate how i keep wishing for things i dont have. i mean i am an extremely lucky girl. i mean im so blessed. my lil blessing for this week? MY BEST FRIEND GOES TO THE SAME SCHOOL AS ME!!! how amazing is that? ok so some ppl just dont understand my enthusiasm, but it means alot to me.
i have abosoluley no resistance against peer pressure. none. thats why i have to surround myself with "trust-worthy" friends. i think thats something i need to work on. i find that usually im a leader, but when im not, im not just a follower but im like a blind follower or something..i think thats a problem...
person of the week: Gwen Steffani, because someone had to teach the world how to spell bananas.
There was a couple who took a trip to England to shop in a beautiful Antique store to celebrate their 25th wedding anniversary. They both liked antiques and pottery, and especially teacups. Spotting an exceptional cup, they asked "May we see that? We've never seen a cup quite so beautiful."
As the lady handed it to them, suddenly the teacup spoke, "You don't understand. I have not always been a teacup. There was a time when I was just a lump of red clay. My master took me and rolled me pounded and patted me over and over and I yelled out, "Don't do that." "I don't like it!" "Let me alone," but he only smiled, and gently said; "Not yet!"
Then. WHAM! I was placed on a spinning wheel and suddenly I was spun around and around and around. "Stop it! I'm ! getting so dizzy! I'm going to be sick!", I screamed. But the master only nodded and said, quietly; 'Not yet.'
He spun me and poked and prodded and bent me out of shape to suit himself and then......Then he put me in the oven. I never felt such heat. I yelled and knocked and pounded at the door." Help! Get me out of here!" I could see him through the opening and I could read his lips as he shook his head from side to side, 'Not yet'.
"When I thought I couldn't bear it another minute, the door opened. He carefully took me out and put me on the shelf, and I began to cool. Oh, that felt so good! "Ah, this is much better," I thought. But,after I cooled he picked me up and he brushed and painted me all over. The fumes%
i hate how i keep wishing for things i dont have. i mean i am an extremely lucky girl. i mean im so blessed. my lil blessing for this week? MY BEST FRIEND GOES TO THE SAME SCHOOL AS ME!!! how amazing is that? ok so some ppl just dont understand my enthusiasm, but it means alot to me.
i have abosoluley no resistance against peer pressure. none. thats why i have to surround myself with "trust-worthy" friends. i think thats something i need to work on. i find that usually im a leader, but when im not, im not just a follower but im like a blind follower or something..i think thats a problem...
person of the week: Gwen Steffani, because someone had to teach the world how to spell bananas.
There was a couple who took a trip to England to shop in a beautiful Antique store to celebrate their 25th wedding anniversary. They both liked antiques and pottery, and especially teacups. Spotting an exceptional cup, they asked "May we see that? We've never seen a cup quite so beautiful."
As the lady handed it to them, suddenly the teacup spoke, "You don't understand. I have not always been a teacup. There was a time when I was just a lump of red clay. My master took me and rolled me pounded and patted me over and over and I yelled out, "Don't do that." "I don't like it!" "Let me alone," but he only smiled, and gently said; "Not yet!"
Then. WHAM! I was placed on a spinning wheel and suddenly I was spun around and around and around. "Stop it! I'm ! getting so dizzy! I'm going to be sick!", I screamed. But the master only nodded and said, quietly; 'Not yet.'
He spun me and poked and prodded and bent me out of shape to suit himself and then......Then he put me in the oven. I never felt such heat. I yelled and knocked and pounded at the door." Help! Get me out of here!" I could see him through the opening and I could read his lips as he shook his head from side to side, 'Not yet'.
"When I thought I couldn't bear it another minute, the door opened. He carefully took me out and put me on the shelf, and I began to cool. Oh, that felt so good! "Ah, this is much better," I thought. But,after I cooled he picked me up and he brushed and painted me all over. The fumes%
Tuesday, December 27, 2005
COAL BASKET BIBLE The story is told of an old man who lived on a farm in the mountains of eastern Kentucky with his young grandson. Each morning, Grandpa was up early sitting at the kitchen table reading from his old worn-out Bible.His grandson, who wanted to be just like him, tried to imitate him in any way he could. One day the grandson asked, "Papa, I try to read the Bible just like you but I don't understand it, and what I do understand I forget as soon as I close the book. What good does reading the Bible do?"
The Grandfather quietly turned from putting coal in the stove and said, "Take this coal basket down to the river and bring back a basket of water." The boy did as he was told, even though all the water leaked out before he could get back to the house. The grandfather laughed and said, "You will have to move a little faster next time," and sent him back to the river with the basket to try again. This time the boy ran faster, but again the basket was empty before he returned home. Out of breath, he told his grandfather that it was "impossible to carry water in a basket," and he went to get a bucket instead. The old man said, "I don't want a bucket of water; I want a basket of water. You can do this. You're just not trying hard enough," and he went out the door to watch the boy try again. At this point, the boy knew it was impossible, but he wanted to show his grandfather that even if he ran as fast as he could, the water would leak out before he got far at all. The boy scooped the water and ran hard, but when he reached his grandfather the basket was again empty. Out of breath, he said, "See Papa, it's useless!" "So you think it is useless?" the old man said. "Look at the basket."
The boy looked at the basket and for the first time he realized that the basket looked different. Instead of a dirty old coal basket, it was clean.
"Son, that's what happens when you read the Bible. "You might not understand or remember everything, but when you read it, it will change you from the inside out."
Monday, December 26, 2005
ok so the point of this is not for you to tell me how hopeless or stupid or emo i am, but for you to offer up helpful advice:
ME: OMGOSH, _____, I WONT SEE YOU UNTILL NEXT YEAR!
HIM: WELL IF YOU WOULD call me WE COULD HANG OUT.
ME: OK, I WILL THEN.
HIM: ::NOD AND SMILE AS HE EXITS ROOM WITH A BACKWARDS GLANCE AND A WAVE::
ok so i was gonna get ki n becca n call him n b like, "wanna go see a movie with US?" and then they were gonna like "accidentally" ditch us. but, but, but, they r both away on vacay...and its so much harder to say "wanna go to the movies with ME?" AND i only have his home phone #, and i dont wanna have to talk to his sister bc she already had a problem with me n her brother "hanging out" in the past.
so, any body wanna volenteer to be a thrid wheel??
The Grandfather quietly turned from putting coal in the stove and said, "Take this coal basket down to the river and bring back a basket of water." The boy did as he was told, even though all the water leaked out before he could get back to the house. The grandfather laughed and said, "You will have to move a little faster next time," and sent him back to the river with the basket to try again. This time the boy ran faster, but again the basket was empty before he returned home. Out of breath, he told his grandfather that it was "impossible to carry water in a basket," and he went to get a bucket instead. The old man said, "I don't want a bucket of water; I want a basket of water. You can do this. You're just not trying hard enough," and he went out the door to watch the boy try again. At this point, the boy knew it was impossible, but he wanted to show his grandfather that even if he ran as fast as he could, the water would leak out before he got far at all. The boy scooped the water and ran hard, but when he reached his grandfather the basket was again empty. Out of breath, he said, "See Papa, it's useless!" "So you think it is useless?" the old man said. "Look at the basket."
The boy looked at the basket and for the first time he realized that the basket looked different. Instead of a dirty old coal basket, it was clean.
"Son, that's what happens when you read the Bible. "You might not understand or remember everything, but when you read it, it will change you from the inside out."
Monday, December 26, 2005
ok so the point of this is not for you to tell me how hopeless or stupid or emo i am, but for you to offer up helpful advice:
ME: OMGOSH, _____, I WONT SEE YOU UNTILL NEXT YEAR!
HIM: WELL IF YOU WOULD call me WE COULD HANG OUT.
ME: OK, I WILL THEN.
HIM: ::NOD AND SMILE AS HE EXITS ROOM WITH A BACKWARDS GLANCE AND A WAVE::
ok so i was gonna get ki n becca n call him n b like, "wanna go see a movie with US?" and then they were gonna like "accidentally" ditch us. but, but, but, they r both away on vacay...and its so much harder to say "wanna go to the movies with ME?" AND i only have his home phone #, and i dont wanna have to talk to his sister bc she already had a problem with me n her brother "hanging out" in the past.
so, any body wanna volenteer to be a thrid wheel??
Thursday, December 15, 2005
confessions of a tennage drama queen
I think I'm ugly sometimes. I have many scars. I wish my hair was a different color. I am self-conscious about my appearance. i have braces.i wear glasses.I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. I have freckles. My biological parents are together. I want to have kids someday.i almost always do my homework. I've missed a week or more of school. I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years. I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation. Disney movies still make me cry. I've snorted while laughing. I've laughed so hard I've cried. I've glued my hand to something I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose. I've had my pants rip in publicI've driven over 200 miles in one day.I've been on a plane. I've seen a shooting star. I've wished on a shooting star.
i go out in public in my pajamas. I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator I've kicked a guy/girl where it hurts. I've been to a casino. I've gone skinny dipping. I've played spin the bottle. I've been in a play. I've caught a snowflake on my tongue. I've sat on a roof top at night. I've played chicken. I've played a prank on someone. I've eaten Sushi. I've been snowboarding. I'm single I miss someone right now. I have a fear of abandonment. I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.I've told someone I didn't love them when I did. I've kept something from a past relationship. I've had a crush on a teacher. I am a cuddler. I love to flirt. I am a terrible liar. I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't. I've snuck out of my house. I am keeping a secret from the world. I've cheated while playing a game. I've cheated on a test. I've witnessed a crime. I've been in a fist fight. I hate funerals. Someone close to me has attempted suicide. Someone close to me has committed suicide. I've planned my own suicide. I own something from Hot Topic. I own something from The Gap. I'm very outgoing. I'm religious. I dress fairly modestly. I sing in the shower. I like sportsI twirl my hair I love being neat. I bake well.My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue I would wear pajamas to school. I am in love with love. I laugh at my own jokes. I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room. I am really ticklish. I love white chocolate. I bite my nails. I play video games. I'm good at remembering faces. My answers are totally honest
i go out in public in my pajamas. I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator I've kicked a guy/girl where it hurts. I've been to a casino. I've gone skinny dipping. I've played spin the bottle. I've been in a play. I've caught a snowflake on my tongue. I've sat on a roof top at night. I've played chicken. I've played a prank on someone. I've eaten Sushi. I've been snowboarding. I'm single I miss someone right now. I have a fear of abandonment. I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.I've told someone I didn't love them when I did. I've kept something from a past relationship. I've had a crush on a teacher. I am a cuddler. I love to flirt. I am a terrible liar. I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't. I've snuck out of my house. I am keeping a secret from the world. I've cheated while playing a game. I've cheated on a test. I've witnessed a crime. I've been in a fist fight. I hate funerals. Someone close to me has attempted suicide. Someone close to me has committed suicide. I've planned my own suicide. I own something from Hot Topic. I own something from The Gap. I'm very outgoing. I'm religious. I dress fairly modestly. I sing in the shower. I like sportsI twirl my hair I love being neat. I bake well.My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue I would wear pajamas to school. I am in love with love. I laugh at my own jokes. I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room. I am really ticklish. I love white chocolate. I bite my nails. I play video games. I'm good at remembering faces. My answers are totally honest
Friday, December 09, 2005
survay yay!
W O U L D Y O U R A T H E R
1. pierce your nose or tongue? nose
2. be serious or be funny? both
3. drink whole or skim milk? skim
4. die in a fire or drown? i dunno, i think drowning would be less painful yet burning would be oh so dramatic...
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1. simple or complicated? complicated
2. Gay? yes, as in, now we don our GAY apparal, falalalalaalalalala, but i dont like girls, at all. well a lilttle. gah! y is this such a hard question?????? jk but not really.
3. Hardcore? totally. crap, "totally" isnt a very hardcore word is it???
4. Honest? completely
DO YOU PREFER
1
. flowers or angels? thats kinda a werid question...flowers
2. gray or black? black
3. Color or Black and white photos? black n white
4. lust or love? love
5. sunrise or sunset? sunset
6. M&Ms or Skittles?:skitles
7. rap or rock? rockkkkkk
8. staying up late or waking up early? um, staying up early!
10. eating apples or oranges? both
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DO YOU PREFER
1. being hot or cold? cold
2. sun or moon? both
3. Winter or Fall? fallllll
4. left or right? left
5. having 10 acquaintances who will have sex with you or having two best friends? Definitely the two best friendssss
6. sun or rain? rain
7. vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream?: vanillaaa
8. boys or girls: boys
-----------------------------------------------------------------ABOUT YOU
What time is it? 9:53 pm
Name? amanda
Nickname(s): matanda
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WHAT DO YOU WANT
Where do you want to live? LA!
How many kids do you want? eaither like one or two or twelve
What kind of job do you want? A fun one
Do you want to get married? DEFINITELY
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UNIQUE
1. Nervous Habits? nail biting
2. Are you double jointed? no
3. Can you roll your tongue? yes
. Can you raise one eyebrow? yea but i have to try really hard
5. Can you cross your eyes? yes haha
6. Do you make your bed daily? nooooo, lol, well i kinda half make it-----------------------------------------------------------------------CLOTHES, ETC
1. Which shoe goes on first? whichever ones clsest to me at the time
2. ever thrown one at someone? haha, yes I have
3. On the average, how much money do you carry in your wallet? like a couple dollars
4. What jewelry do you wear? earings and bracelets, id wear necklaces if i had ones i liked...hey u could buy me some! :D
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1. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? twirl,
2. Have you ever eaten Spam? no
3. Favorite ice cream flavor: strawberry cheesecake
4. How many kinds of cereal are in your cabinet? four
5. What's your favorite beverage? i dunno
6. What's your favorite restaurant? pizannos
---------------------------------------------------------------------------GROOMiNG
1. How often do you brush your teeth? al lest twice a day
2. How do you wear your hair for the most part? on my head
3. Have you ever dyed/highlighted your hair? nope,
---------------------------------------------------------------------MANNERS
1. Do you swear? i try not to
2. Do you ever spit? no. hahaha this made me think of tyler. lol. i lov u tyler!
3. You cook your own food? occaisionally I try
4. You do your own chores? yea
5. You got laid today? ? what? of course i did. jk.
6. You like beef jerky? i like chicken jerky
. You like pepsi or coke? vanilla coke
8. You plan on going to college? definitely,
9. You're happy with your hair? not really
10. You own a dog? Ouiiiiiii. His name is shadow
11. You spend your money wisely? i dont really have money...lol
12. You're always making new friends? I liketo make friends, maybe I do...
13. You like to swim? yea
14. Have you ever gotten bored so you call a friend? Yeah,
15. You're patient? im mediokre
16. You like this survey? it's kind of lame, but I'm still doing it
-------------------------------------------------------LET'S BE HONEST.
In the last month have you...
1. Had sex: ALL OF THE TIME...no
2. Bought something: yes, and that's a stupid question
3. Gotten sick: no
4. Sang: yes
5. Been kissed:no
6. madeout, or further? psht no
7. Felt stupid: ha, all of the time
8. Missed someone: mhmm
9. Got drunk: nope
10. Gotten high: nope
11. Danced crazy: every day of my life
12. Gotten your hair cut: no'
13. Watched cartoons: nope
14. Lied:no
------------------------------------------------------------Last Person that...
1. Slept in your bed: me
2. Saw you cry: my brother
3. Made you cry: mom
4. Went to the movies with you: becca n matt
5. You went to the mall with: becca n matt n steph
7. You went to dinner with: becca n steph
8. You talked on the phone with: becca
9. Said 'I love you' to you: lizbet1
0. Broke your heart: i dunnno
11. Made you laugh: kiki
12. Bought you something:mom----------------------------------------------------Have You Ever...
1. Wished you were the opposite sex: not really, but I'm sure it would be fun
2. Snuck out of your house: yes
3. Gave money to a homeless person: yeah,
1. pierce your nose or tongue? nose
2. be serious or be funny? both
3. drink whole or skim milk? skim
4. die in a fire or drown? i dunno, i think drowning would be less painful yet burning would be oh so dramatic...
-------------------------------------------------------------A R E Y O U
1. simple or complicated? complicated
2. Gay? yes, as in, now we don our GAY apparal, falalalalaalalalala, but i dont like girls, at all. well a lilttle. gah! y is this such a hard question?????? jk but not really.
3. Hardcore? totally. crap, "totally" isnt a very hardcore word is it???
4. Honest? completely
DO YOU PREFER
1
. flowers or angels? thats kinda a werid question...flowers
2. gray or black? black
3. Color or Black and white photos? black n white
4. lust or love? love
5. sunrise or sunset? sunset
6. M&Ms or Skittles?:skitles
7. rap or rock? rockkkkkk
8. staying up late or waking up early? um, staying up early!
10. eating apples or oranges? both
----------------------------------------------------------------------
DO YOU PREFER
1. being hot or cold? cold
2. sun or moon? both
3. Winter or Fall? fallllll
4. left or right? left
5. having 10 acquaintances who will have sex with you or having two best friends? Definitely the two best friendssss
6. sun or rain? rain
7. vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream?: vanillaaa
8. boys or girls: boys
-----------------------------------------------------------------ABOUT YOU
What time is it? 9:53 pm
Name? amanda
Nickname(s): matanda
--------------------------------------------------------------------
WHAT DO YOU WANT
Where do you want to live? LA!
How many kids do you want? eaither like one or two or twelve
What kind of job do you want? A fun one
Do you want to get married? DEFINITELY
-----------------------------------------------------------------
UNIQUE
1. Nervous Habits? nail biting
2. Are you double jointed? no
3. Can you roll your tongue? yes
. Can you raise one eyebrow? yea but i have to try really hard
5. Can you cross your eyes? yes haha
6. Do you make your bed daily? nooooo, lol, well i kinda half make it-----------------------------------------------------------------------CLOTHES, ETC
1. Which shoe goes on first? whichever ones clsest to me at the time
2. ever thrown one at someone? haha, yes I have
3. On the average, how much money do you carry in your wallet? like a couple dollars
4. What jewelry do you wear? earings and bracelets, id wear necklaces if i had ones i liked...hey u could buy me some! :D
--------------------------------------------------------------F O O D
1. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? twirl,
2. Have you ever eaten Spam? no
3. Favorite ice cream flavor: strawberry cheesecake
4. How many kinds of cereal are in your cabinet? four
5. What's your favorite beverage? i dunno
6. What's your favorite restaurant? pizannos
---------------------------------------------------------------------------GROOMiNG
1. How often do you brush your teeth? al lest twice a day
2. How do you wear your hair for the most part? on my head
3. Have you ever dyed/highlighted your hair? nope,
---------------------------------------------------------------------MANNERS
1. Do you swear? i try not to
2. Do you ever spit? no. hahaha this made me think of tyler. lol. i lov u tyler!
3. You cook your own food? occaisionally I try
4. You do your own chores? yea
5. You got laid today? ? what? of course i did. jk.
6. You like beef jerky? i like chicken jerky
. You like pepsi or coke? vanilla coke
8. You plan on going to college? definitely,
9. You're happy with your hair? not really
10. You own a dog? Ouiiiiiii. His name is shadow
11. You spend your money wisely? i dont really have money...lol
12. You're always making new friends? I liketo make friends, maybe I do...
13. You like to swim? yea
14. Have you ever gotten bored so you call a friend? Yeah,
15. You're patient? im mediokre
16. You like this survey? it's kind of lame, but I'm still doing it
-------------------------------------------------------LET'S BE HONEST.
In the last month have you...
1. Had sex: ALL OF THE TIME...no
2. Bought something: yes, and that's a stupid question
3. Gotten sick: no
4. Sang: yes
5. Been kissed:no
6. madeout, or further? psht no
7. Felt stupid: ha, all of the time
8. Missed someone: mhmm
9. Got drunk: nope
10. Gotten high: nope
11. Danced crazy: every day of my life
12. Gotten your hair cut: no'
13. Watched cartoons: nope
14. Lied:no
------------------------------------------------------------Last Person that...
1. Slept in your bed: me
2. Saw you cry: my brother
3. Made you cry: mom
4. Went to the movies with you: becca n matt
5. You went to the mall with: becca n matt n steph
7. You went to dinner with: becca n steph
8. You talked on the phone with: becca
9. Said 'I love you' to you: lizbet1
0. Broke your heart: i dunnno
11. Made you laugh: kiki
12. Bought you something:mom----------------------------------------------------Have You Ever...
1. Wished you were the opposite sex: not really, but I'm sure it would be fun
2. Snuck out of your house: yes
3. Gave money to a homeless person: yeah,
Friday, December 02, 2005
theres beauty in all imperfections
ok so i have a test for you to see how smart you really are.
how do you put a tiger in a refrigerator?
open the door, put him in, and close the door.
that question tested wether you do things in an overly complicated way.
next, how do put an elephant in a refrigerator?
did you say open the door, put him in, and close the door?
WRONG!
open the door, take out the tiger, put the elephant in and close the door.
that question was to see if you think about ur previous actions.
next, there is an animal meeting and evry animal is there except one. which one?
the elephant!
that question tested your memory.
ok one more question to try n prove ur smartness...
you need to cross a river but its inhabinated by crocidiles. what do you do?
swim across, all the animals are at the meeting.
that question tested if u learn from ur mistakes.
howd you do?
how do you put a tiger in a refrigerator?
open the door, put him in, and close the door.
that question tested wether you do things in an overly complicated way.
next, how do put an elephant in a refrigerator?
did you say open the door, put him in, and close the door?
WRONG!
open the door, take out the tiger, put the elephant in and close the door.
that question was to see if you think about ur previous actions.
next, there is an animal meeting and evry animal is there except one. which one?
the elephant!
that question tested your memory.
ok one more question to try n prove ur smartness...
you need to cross a river but its inhabinated by crocidiles. what do you do?
swim across, all the animals are at the meeting.
that question tested if u learn from ur mistakes.
howd you do?
Tuesday, November 22, 2005
am i a girly girl?
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Sunday, October 02, 2005
just a joke
so i think some people are getting the wrong idea... in case you didnt already realize this, that last entry was just a joke, in fact i didnt even write it, kierra and company did. (thanks alot guys). nikas party went well but none of that stuff really happened. i think some people read this and took it seriously, but really they just made it all up, in fact if i knew how to delete entries i would but since im so blog-illiterate i dunno how so i guess its just gonna have to stay there. i just hope you guys know me well enough to know that that wasnt me...and if you did, i hope you read this so you know the truth.
peace.
peace.
Saturday, September 24, 2005
the party
ok so, last nite i had a freaking awesome party...if u were there, you know what i mean. i dont really have enough energy to put up a play by play on here but here are my highlites:
~justin in the shower with his glowsticks
~trampoline wrestling
~trampoline stripping *cough*cough*jakobkierraandbishop*
~the trampoline in general...getting unvirginized..thanks to ross
~me n tyler (firsts)
amanda says: that was hott
~tyler n kierra (sloppy seconds)
kierra says: ew, that was wet
~tyler n becca (super sloppy thirds)
becca says: he freaking choked me with his tongue!
~wtf tyler?????
anyways...
~Chris: "no black on black violence!"
~cop: thats illegal, so unless you have $50 i suggest you get out....two seconds later...kierra: ok guys hes gone, get back in!
~brennan: sure, ill make out with becca......me: dont you have a girlfriend?.....tyler: and isnt she like right there? .....brennan: yea, so?
~brennan: kierra, i didnt know you were rough like that......jakob: i like it! kierra: just because im strattling jakob doesnt mean...
~Chirs: whats that smell?....me:shut up chris, nothing smells!....chirs: yea it does, it smells like smoke...me: shut up chris, beccas mom is rite there!....chris: o! nothing smells! what are you talking about, ur crazy!
~Matt g: really, its 7 inches! honest! you guys dont beleive me! im telling the truth, 7 inches! here let me show you...everyone else: GOD NO MATT! PUT THAT THING AWAY! WE BELEIVE YOU!!!!
~jakob: my (unbuttons 1st button) pants (unbuttons second button) are falling (unzipps) down!
~joey: ive proved my theory, white ppl love techno music!....becca: but black ppl cant dance to it!
well those are some of the highlites,,,but lets just say....you had to be there.
and now, thanks to me n kierra, here are the award winners!!!:
most action award: tyler
least clothed award: jakob n bishop n kierrA
best dancer: chris
weirdest mexican: justin
best dressed: me
best pre party: vips (me becca nika kierra justin jason jakob)
best after party: the one at beccas house n the one at tylers house
best soccer stars: kierra n derek (justin n omar just suck)(and matt d disappered)
most likeLy to have contracted herpes: me (THANKS ALOT TYLER!)
best dj: joey!
most boring: matt d, derek n omar ( sorry kids, sorry)
most stupid ppl who shoulda been at the party but wasnt: kayla n posse, saudii, steph s
most stupid ppl who left the party when they shoulda stayed: tyler n posse (xcept ray)
most stupid ppl who shoulda left earlier but didnt: ray (sorry kid, sorry)
coolest ppl: ten finger game participants,,,xcept for ray
comment if you have any
lov, kierra n amanda
~justin in the shower with his glowsticks
~trampoline wrestling
~trampoline stripping *cough*cough*jakobkierraandbishop*
~the trampoline in general...getting unvirginized..thanks to ross
~me n tyler (firsts)
amanda says: that was hott
~tyler n kierra (sloppy seconds)
kierra says: ew, that was wet
~tyler n becca (super sloppy thirds)
becca says: he freaking choked me with his tongue!
~wtf tyler?????
anyways...
~Chris: "no black on black violence!"
~cop: thats illegal, so unless you have $50 i suggest you get out....two seconds later...kierra: ok guys hes gone, get back in!
~brennan: sure, ill make out with becca......me: dont you have a girlfriend?.....tyler: and isnt she like right there? .....brennan: yea, so?
~brennan: kierra, i didnt know you were rough like that......jakob: i like it! kierra: just because im strattling jakob doesnt mean...
~Chirs: whats that smell?....me:shut up chris, nothing smells!....chirs: yea it does, it smells like smoke...me: shut up chris, beccas mom is rite there!....chris: o! nothing smells! what are you talking about, ur crazy!
~Matt g: really, its 7 inches! honest! you guys dont beleive me! im telling the truth, 7 inches! here let me show you...everyone else: GOD NO MATT! PUT THAT THING AWAY! WE BELEIVE YOU!!!!
~jakob: my (unbuttons 1st button) pants (unbuttons second button) are falling (unzipps) down!
~joey: ive proved my theory, white ppl love techno music!....becca: but black ppl cant dance to it!
well those are some of the highlites,,,but lets just say....you had to be there.
and now, thanks to me n kierra, here are the award winners!!!:
most action award: tyler
least clothed award: jakob n bishop n kierrA
best dancer: chris
weirdest mexican: justin
best dressed: me
best pre party: vips (me becca nika kierra justin jason jakob)
best after party: the one at beccas house n the one at tylers house
best soccer stars: kierra n derek (justin n omar just suck)(and matt d disappered)
most likeLy to have contracted herpes: me (THANKS ALOT TYLER!)
best dj: joey!
most boring: matt d, derek n omar ( sorry kids, sorry)
most stupid ppl who shoulda been at the party but wasnt: kayla n posse, saudii, steph s
most stupid ppl who left the party when they shoulda stayed: tyler n posse (xcept ray)
most stupid ppl who shoulda left earlier but didnt: ray (sorry kid, sorry)
coolest ppl: ten finger game participants,,,xcept for ray
comment if you have any
lov, kierra n amanda
Tuesday, August 23, 2005
revelations
here are some revelations (things i have realized) today:
~i am fun
~i love low rise jeans
~gwen steffani has an awesome sense of style
~i am obsessed with rachel mc adams
~hugs can get you just as high as drugs
~girls will never be too old for sleepovers
~its quite fasinating how u knock me off my feet
~some seacrets were meant to be told
~life isnt about getting thru the storm, its about learning to dance in the rain
~id do anything just to hold you in my arms
~whats wrong? is a hard question to answer when the answer is everything.
~i like bad boys
~i want to sing like th birds
~i love you, you idiot
~i am fun
~i love low rise jeans
~gwen steffani has an awesome sense of style
~i am obsessed with rachel mc adams
~hugs can get you just as high as drugs
~girls will never be too old for sleepovers
~its quite fasinating how u knock me off my feet
~some seacrets were meant to be told
~life isnt about getting thru the storm, its about learning to dance in the rain
~id do anything just to hold you in my arms
~whats wrong? is a hard question to answer when the answer is everything.
~i like bad boys
~i want to sing like th birds
~i love you, you idiot
Tuesday, August 16, 2005
you know that feeling?
when in evry spare moment your mind wanders to them? you think about them right before you fall asleep and right when you wake up? when they r always the first name you look for on your buddy list and you read their away message a thousand times even tho it always says the same thing? when your worst fear is no longer being lonely, but fearing that u will be forgotten by the one person you cant forget? when you have found one person who makes your heart beat faster and slower at the same time? you know that feeling?
i hate that feeling.
i hate that feeling.
Saturday, August 13, 2005
The Chase
along time ago i won a book and a free ice cream cone from pastor wayne. needess to say, the ice cream cone has been long gone, but id never read the book. so im finaly fonna read it... as much as i would like to deny it..from bordom. it actually looks pretty good. ive read tha forward thingy so far and ive aready come across alot of good stuff. but i dunno if im gonna keep reading b/c it keeps recommending to readit with a friend so ucan like talk about it and stuff...hint hint! any volenteers?
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