Saturday, January 28, 2006
good clean fun
A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis (?) has provided the answer to "Where do pets come from?"Adam and Eve said, "Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you any more. We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us."And God said, "No problem! I will create a companion for you that will be with you forever and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourselves."And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve.And it was a good animal. And God was pleased.And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged his tail
Monday, January 16, 2006
11 percent
ok ok ok ok.
i think ive learned alot this weekend.
so there we were. some guy, some trucker guy fell asleep at the wheel, ran into both our cars, ran us right off the bridge into the water. it was kinda in slow mo, but you dont realize it. you dont realize that you are going to die untill you feel the pressure of the water, and then it starts to leak in. i knew i was going to die, and i knew she was going to die. she couldnt of been more than nine or ten years old, and here we were starring into each others eyes, dying. i wanted more than anything in the world for her to be saved, and then i saw it, i saw her chance. The robot dived into the water, coming right at me. SAVE HER i screamed. i screamed it again and again, SAVE HER SAVE HER! he hesitated, but he didnt listen. he saved me, and sara died. he made the "right" descision. he calculated our vitals and i had a 25 percent chance of survival. sara only had 11 percent. but sara, sara was somebodys baby. just a baby. a human woulda known, they woulda known to save her. they woulda know that 11 percent was enough for somebody's baby. 11 percent is more than enough.
11 percent is more than enough.
i think ive learned alot this weekend.
so there we were. some guy, some trucker guy fell asleep at the wheel, ran into both our cars, ran us right off the bridge into the water. it was kinda in slow mo, but you dont realize it. you dont realize that you are going to die untill you feel the pressure of the water, and then it starts to leak in. i knew i was going to die, and i knew she was going to die. she couldnt of been more than nine or ten years old, and here we were starring into each others eyes, dying. i wanted more than anything in the world for her to be saved, and then i saw it, i saw her chance. The robot dived into the water, coming right at me. SAVE HER i screamed. i screamed it again and again, SAVE HER SAVE HER! he hesitated, but he didnt listen. he saved me, and sara died. he made the "right" descision. he calculated our vitals and i had a 25 percent chance of survival. sara only had 11 percent. but sara, sara was somebodys baby. just a baby. a human woulda known, they woulda known to save her. they woulda know that 11 percent was enough for somebody's baby. 11 percent is more than enough.
11 percent is more than enough.
Friday, January 13, 2006
blessed, for evrything you give me
i wish...
i hate how i keep wishing for things i dont have. i mean i am an extremely lucky girl. i mean im so blessed. my lil blessing for this week? MY BEST FRIEND GOES TO THE SAME SCHOOL AS ME!!! how amazing is that? ok so some ppl just dont understand my enthusiasm, but it means alot to me.
i have abosoluley no resistance against peer pressure. none. thats why i have to surround myself with "trust-worthy" friends. i think thats something i need to work on. i find that usually im a leader, but when im not, im not just a follower but im like a blind follower or something..i think thats a problem...
person of the week: Gwen Steffani, because someone had to teach the world how to spell bananas.
There was a couple who took a trip to England to shop in a beautiful Antique store to celebrate their 25th wedding anniversary. They both liked antiques and pottery, and especially teacups. Spotting an exceptional cup, they asked "May we see that? We've never seen a cup quite so beautiful."
As the lady handed it to them, suddenly the teacup spoke, "You don't understand. I have not always been a teacup. There was a time when I was just a lump of red clay. My master took me and rolled me pounded and patted me over and over and I yelled out, "Don't do that." "I don't like it!" "Let me alone," but he only smiled, and gently said; "Not yet!"
Then. WHAM! I was placed on a spinning wheel and suddenly I was spun around and around and around. "Stop it! I'm ! getting so dizzy! I'm going to be sick!", I screamed. But the master only nodded and said, quietly; 'Not yet.'
He spun me and poked and prodded and bent me out of shape to suit himself and then......Then he put me in the oven. I never felt such heat. I yelled and knocked and pounded at the door." Help! Get me out of here!" I could see him through the opening and I could read his lips as he shook his head from side to side, 'Not yet'.
"When I thought I couldn't bear it another minute, the door opened. He carefully took me out and put me on the shelf, and I began to cool. Oh, that felt so good! "Ah, this is much better," I thought. But,after I cooled he picked me up and he brushed and painted me all over. The fumes%
i hate how i keep wishing for things i dont have. i mean i am an extremely lucky girl. i mean im so blessed. my lil blessing for this week? MY BEST FRIEND GOES TO THE SAME SCHOOL AS ME!!! how amazing is that? ok so some ppl just dont understand my enthusiasm, but it means alot to me.
i have abosoluley no resistance against peer pressure. none. thats why i have to surround myself with "trust-worthy" friends. i think thats something i need to work on. i find that usually im a leader, but when im not, im not just a follower but im like a blind follower or something..i think thats a problem...
person of the week: Gwen Steffani, because someone had to teach the world how to spell bananas.
There was a couple who took a trip to England to shop in a beautiful Antique store to celebrate their 25th wedding anniversary. They both liked antiques and pottery, and especially teacups. Spotting an exceptional cup, they asked "May we see that? We've never seen a cup quite so beautiful."
As the lady handed it to them, suddenly the teacup spoke, "You don't understand. I have not always been a teacup. There was a time when I was just a lump of red clay. My master took me and rolled me pounded and patted me over and over and I yelled out, "Don't do that." "I don't like it!" "Let me alone," but he only smiled, and gently said; "Not yet!"
Then. WHAM! I was placed on a spinning wheel and suddenly I was spun around and around and around. "Stop it! I'm ! getting so dizzy! I'm going to be sick!", I screamed. But the master only nodded and said, quietly; 'Not yet.'
He spun me and poked and prodded and bent me out of shape to suit himself and then......Then he put me in the oven. I never felt such heat. I yelled and knocked and pounded at the door." Help! Get me out of here!" I could see him through the opening and I could read his lips as he shook his head from side to side, 'Not yet'.
"When I thought I couldn't bear it another minute, the door opened. He carefully took me out and put me on the shelf, and I began to cool. Oh, that felt so good! "Ah, this is much better," I thought. But,after I cooled he picked me up and he brushed and painted me all over. The fumes%
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